- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

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