- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

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What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

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