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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

bite me

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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