- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

You are so ugly that when you were born the doctor didn't say anything to your mother because he has social manners.

what dyu call a jew on the moon? a problem. what dyu call ten jews on the moon? a bigger problem. what dyu call all the jews on the moon? problem solved.

whats long and black? a baton

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

What Happens when you shoot a deer? It's Dead

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

sorry about this, my enter key is stuck down... Really sorry guys. Nearly fixed it. Look I said I was sorry! All fixed :~D

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??