- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

TELL

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

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