- Anti Joke

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

4 hours later.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.