- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

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