- Anti Joke

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

A fish swims up your penis...

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

my penis

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Morning wood.

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.