- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

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