- Anti Joke

When the mom came home from work, she was very tired. Her son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She says sure and makes one for him. The boy was very happy and ate his sandwich. I was actually lying above. The mom was actually killed by three men in hoodies that were hiding in her backyard. The came inside and also murdered the boy. Worst of all the killers took all of the food and the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat, Guess it doesn't matter since he is gone...

A monkey walks into a bar. Monkeys are always funny.

Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

Guy A: Why is 6 scared of 7? Guy B: Because 7, 8, 9? Guy A: No, numbers don't have feelings Guy C: That's so dumb Guy A: Hey you know what, this is an A and B conversation so... Guy C: So C your way out? Guy D: Yeah, before D and E come and F U up! Guy E: Are you guys high or something? Guy F: Dude, I'm a girl, F stand for female (Author): Oops sorry Girl F: Thanks Guy G: Mind Blown O_O

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.

how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....