- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

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