Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

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Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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