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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

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