what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

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Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

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who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

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Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

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Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

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Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

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What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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