- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

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Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

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