- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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