Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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the sky is green no it is not

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Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

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Brain fart

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

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i named my son Frodo because he was little

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I have suicidal thoughts

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What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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Men

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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