whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

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Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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