What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

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Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

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How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

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Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

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What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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I had friends on the Death Star.

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Firgen and the blung brigade

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where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

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You bumder!

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

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What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

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Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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