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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

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A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

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Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

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What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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Justin's life

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Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

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What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

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What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

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What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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