- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

why was the old man on the ground he fell

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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