Black people

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what smells like tuna? my underwear

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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I agree

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Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

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hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

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What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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