- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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