- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

No soup for you!

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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