What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

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Karen was an average high-schooler. When she got home she often went online to chat with strangers. One day she started chatting with a nice girl named Jami. They really got along, Karen could tell Jami all of her secrets. One day, Karen decided to met her new friend at a local park without telling her parents. When she arrived she discovered the gruesome truth about Jami. Jami wasn't in high-school. She was a ten-foot tall, vicious, velociraptor.

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Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

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Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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One time at band camp.............that's it........

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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