How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

What if I told you.....potatoe

So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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