What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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If God gives you lemons you find a new God

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

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A pope meets another one

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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kieran is a homosexual

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

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why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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