There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

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Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

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Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

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whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

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What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

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What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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