What do you call a homeless man in Beverly Hills? Charles, Someone who unfortunately had to drop out of school at a young age to work to support his dying mother. Hence, later in life, after his mother died, lacked the education to be enrolled in college forcing him to pimp to make enough money to eat and pay for the rent in his one bedroom appartment in his hometown-Mississippi. But times were tough in Mississippi and not many people could afford a whore. This forces him to go all the way to California where he found more people there were willing to pay for a whore. Business was good and soon enough he had enough money for a decent condo. But Charles still morned the death of his mother. Eventually he couldn't take the daily pressure of being a pimp and thought of his mothers death, so he turned to heroin. Soon all his money was fueling his addiction and before he knew it he was on the street, with no one to help him and no where's to go. Every night he goes to sleep on his cardboard box with the memory of his late mother in the back of his head. Sometimes Charles wonders what he could of been if he didn't drop out of school, but he knows that what he did was the right thing.

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whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

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What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

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Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

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yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

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Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

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Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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