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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

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"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

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Penis chickens

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All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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