Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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