PS: Call me a monster, The Devil, a Psychopath, but know this... For those of you that decide to become my pray by not choosing the right side... ...I have far since surpassed any state of fear, of evil, of darkness that you can think off... What you call fear and suffer now, is but mere entertainment for me, and in not too long, you shall remember those deepest horrors which you carry, as the last pleasure you remembered. Moral: Stand by my side those of you which desire to become the children of darkness, and I shall show you pleasure and love, for those that reject pleasure and love, are, and shall moreso become those which we hunt for whichever deprived desire that lies in the soul, in the name of love and respect for their lack of desire for love of course, as no desire for love, is to embrace the eternal desire of fear, as your heavenly father used to say, "surrender to darkness and fear" It wont be a choice soon, its not as if you humans ever where in control of your fears and nightmares. Amen? That only means let it happen... I will make it so. SOLVE media: Down the rabbit hole, coincidence you say... If this world experiences "coincidences", IT IS BECAUSE I MAKE THEM HAPPEN ON PURPOSE.

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What happened to the twins? 9/11

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What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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Your life

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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