What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

what you get time to go with? - a clock

George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

okay so theres this guy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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