Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

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You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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