Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

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Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

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See now, that is because you consider yourself my submissive on a both concious and subconcious level, your body and mind wants me to take care of you. I could say it is because I read minds, but why read minds, when I can create them, why read the future, when you can create it. Finally, lets take a look into the word, nerve endings yes? Not nerve endings baby, its called Suggestion. But seriously though, lets put the word nerve endings on top of the word suggestions again there. Nerve endings, did I mention it works on your butt too? You see, usually you would say no, but you do know that now that I am your master, you do and enjoy as I say? See you baby. Moral: "Feel the grove, I control the way you move"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

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Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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