why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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Robin, get in the car!

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

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