why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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I'm rick james bitch

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the US. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

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A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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