- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

what did the man say to the other man? hey

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

SUCK MY NUTS

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

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