- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

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What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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