- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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