How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

This isn't funny.

Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

the WNBA.

Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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