Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

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Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

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I was watching Fox news.

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

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What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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