Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. The stewardess calls secret service and has the man arrested.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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What do you call an arab ?

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ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

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How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

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an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

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A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

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Democracy.

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If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

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What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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