- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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