- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Homo say what?

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

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