What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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-I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Penis

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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Why the hell does my sister shower in a swimsuit every time? Its not as if anyone is looking! ALRIGHT! ONCE ALRIGHT? ONLY ONCE! But then she hears the sound of my zipper ONCE and the shit hits the fan! Which is weird, yeah suuure she hears it when I pull it up, but when I pull it down and stroke it and moan? Nada!

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Two guys were Arguing. (A & B) A. You suck B. If i suck then you choke. A. The only way id choke is if i smelled your stank ass breathe. B. The only way id have stank ass breathe is if i was liking your moms vagina A. The only way my mom's pussy would stank is if you were liking it. B. The only way id be liking your moms pussy is if it were a dick.... Both stare at each other... and walk off awkwardly

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Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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