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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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