What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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How High is a Chinese man

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What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

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Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

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A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

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why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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When life throws you lemons, your first instinct is to make lemonade. Due to your severe lemon allergy, however, you will die within several minutes and therefore have no viable method of creating said lemonade. You die horribly and your death sparks a movement against the biological warfare of life.

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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