Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

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How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

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What comes after 69? 70

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why was the boy crying he had cancer

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

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What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

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why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

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a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

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Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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