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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Justin beiber..

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

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