Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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What is funnier than 24 69

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who do we all like george goodburn

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

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-Why didn't a girl cry after she fell down with her bike? -Because a handlebar pinned her lung.

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Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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There was 3 Men. Who had crashed their car on there way back from the Bar, All 3 of them died. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told him " The better in life you were with relationships,and staying true with one love- The better Transportation you get." Guy one got a Scooter. Guy two got a bike. And Guy 3 got a Mustang. One day, Guy 1 and 2 were on their bike and scooter. And they see Guy 3 upset. "Whats wrong? You got the best transporation in heaven!!" Guy 3 looks up at guy 1 and 2, Then says " I know I do..... But, I just seen my wife on a Skateboard."

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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