- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

A seal walks into a club.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

I'm Coming

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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