knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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