- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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