is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

hers a joke... japanese people

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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