What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

mexicans fishing

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Women's rights.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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