- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's round and orangey? An orange.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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