- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

A blind man walks into a library.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Knock knock. Get out!!

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

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Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

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