- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

What is green and slow Grass.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Where's my baby??

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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