- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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