Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

But who would want to sell us out and why?

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

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