- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Jeff

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

Women's Rights

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

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