What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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I enjoy Popcorn

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why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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A Jewish man walks by a penny.

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

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Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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