What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

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What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

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Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

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How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

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Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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