Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

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what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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