- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? Who cares?

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely, caucasian man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Even better if I am not here in an hour, lets make it two huh?, I was thinking about you, sleep is well, not something I prioritize well enough at all, probably why I am so adrenaline crazy.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

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