- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

It was a beautiful day. Face.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

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