- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

A fat guy!

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

A man penetrates another man.

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