A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

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so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

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Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

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9/11 my birthday

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

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What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

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Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

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gingers

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Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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