- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

I C U P White stuff

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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