- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

What's a good joke? Not this one.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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