Your mother is so fat.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

What's worse than this That :(

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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