- Anti Joke

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

A drunk guy walks into a car

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him