How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

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What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

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Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

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How high is the sky? True or False

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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