- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Nickelback.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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