What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

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what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

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why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

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Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

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why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

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I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

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A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

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womans having rights.

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Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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