- Anti Joke

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

You had better thumbs up this post.

Poop

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.