- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

The kid wakes up in the middle of the night to get some water. But over hears sounds from his parents room. he looks through the keyhole. Then he comtinues walking and says. "Why does mom say i cant suck things?"

a dumb blond walks into a hair salon and gets her hair died brown... she is now a dumb brunette

A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

Set up Punch line.

What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

Once upon a time, there was a ghost. The ghost was sneaking up on a little girl when she turned around and asked the ghost "Are you a stalker or something?" The ghost, unable to reply (being a ghost) was then kicked in the shins. The End!

Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

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