two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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Parents were talking about a particular whore house and tries to keep it secret to their son. Father: Bob and I saw the house near the river, its a whore house full of prostitutes. Mother: Shhh! Our son is listening. The Son enters the room. Son: Don't mind me, I know that area. Both parents were angry: So you've been there!? Don't deny, you know! Son: Just because I know doesn't mean I've been there. I know the moon has less gravity but I haven't been there.

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

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Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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