What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

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How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

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POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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