How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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