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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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