- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

European on my shoes, buddy.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

5 Italian guys from Long Island

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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