what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

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Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

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MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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