star wars kid

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What's the difference between a lamp?

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

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How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

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1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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Misner is a twat.

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kkkk

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

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What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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make me a sandwich! what kind?

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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