- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

A man penetrates another man.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Vaginal secretions

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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