Feminism.

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

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How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

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what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

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Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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I fantasize about having sex with a moose

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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