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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

women's rights

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

Rebecca Black's career.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

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