Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

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What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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The child was fired from his job.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

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Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

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What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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