- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Steven hawkings shook my hand

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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