Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Once, I went to Peru.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

this website is a bad joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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