- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

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