Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

binladin walks into the american seals

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Abortion.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

The WNBA

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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