- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

whats worse than gill? nothing

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

Diarrhea

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Your mom.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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