- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

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