What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

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A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

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What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

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The Dane, the Norwegian and the Chinese where on a plane, and as the plane was malfunctioning, the pilot would shout: "We are overloaded! Toss out everything you can spare!" The Dane tossed out a box of Danish Salami, explaining they had enough of those in his country. The Norwegian tossed out a package of sweaters, explaining that they had enough of those in his country. Suddenly the Chinese jumped out without a given explanation, as time passed though, the surviving crew arrived to some conclusions... Moral: R.I.P Kim the 294834839483948th

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What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

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A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Nothing. Both of them are lifeless objects, thus lacking the ability to speak.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

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Okay, this is a real joke: A guy slips on a banana and falls down in the most funny way ever, so a girl nearby starts laughing when she suddenly realizes the guy is bleeding profoundly, so she runs over to help, but it turns out the blood was just ketchup so... Just then they both got run over and killed by a car.

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What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

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Ready for something funny? nothing

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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A fat guy!

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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Anti Joke

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