What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

7+5=12

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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