- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

You're a frog

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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