- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

Diarrhea

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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