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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

1+1=2

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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