- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb??? I don't know don't ask me when I'm asking you the question!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Link ate ink to make him sink.

What do you call an amazing person Good

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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