A man was going to take his girlfriend to prom, and decided to pick up his suit from the dry cleaners. Unfortunately, there was a long line. He then went to pick up some flowers for his date, but there was a long flower line. Finally, he takes his date to prom and decides to get some punch for them.He returns with the refreshing beverage and the couple has a wonderful time.

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A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

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2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

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a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

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Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

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what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

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FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

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What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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