Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Connor is homosexuaI

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What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

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Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

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aodhan hearty

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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ugvvvvvv

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How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

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why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

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caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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