What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

why are balck people black because they are

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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