- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

sky's sty

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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