Justin's life

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

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What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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anti jokes are for fags

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

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Your mom is so old she died

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Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

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How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

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River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

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What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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