Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

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What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

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What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

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James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

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Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

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A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

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That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

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I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

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what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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