- Anti Joke

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look