- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

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