- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a plane? Land it.

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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