- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

Nero, sure you are okay?

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