Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Good afternoon.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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