Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt says thanks.

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

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A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

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"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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What do you call a mexican man working at a Taco Bell? A young man freshly out of high-school, who could not get into college because his family is sadly struck with poverty. He also has a baby on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection when having relations with his girlfriend while he was intoxicated. I wish him the best of luck!

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If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

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Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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