- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

A paralysed man falls over.

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

Christ is a conspiracy

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