- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

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