- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

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Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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