- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

Yesterday I saw a blind man walking down the street, I asked if he needed help and he said "I'm fine thanks." Later on I saw a deaf man walking down the street and asked if he needed help. He didn't hear me, he then fell off the curb and was hit by a car.

A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

Clyde: Hey John! :D John: Hey clyde! :D Clyde: :D! John: :D! Clyde: :D, :), :|, :(, D'X John: ? hey man, are you ok? Wtf is going on with you? Clyde: Man, it's not me... :'(... It's you... It's your... Your... John: My what? Clyde: YOUR FACE!!!! D'X

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

Dan walked into a jelly fish

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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