- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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