What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

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Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

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A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

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Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

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A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

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What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

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What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

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Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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stephen hawking walks into a bar...

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

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CHAD'S A FAG!!!

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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