- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

charlie sheen becomes sober.

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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