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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

What comes after 69? 70

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

I drive in driveways. I recite in recitals. I play in plays. I park on parkways. My greenhouse is green. And my boxing ring is round. Why does everyone think I'm weird??

Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

What did the fish say when he hit the wall? A. Dam B. He Charlie I found the wall C. Both Well he didn't say both but he could have said A or B but it wouldn't make sense for him to say both.

''In Austin, Texas, President Obama told an audience, 'If you want to go forward you put your car in 'D.' If you want to go backward, you put your car in 'R.'' But you know something? Either way, the economy is still F'd.''

What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

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