a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

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A blonde girl walks into a car.

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

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Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

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Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

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Person 1: today my doctor said I'm dyslexic Person 2: oh yeah? Are you ahdd too?

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

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whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

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Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

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What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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TRICERATOPS!

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Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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