- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Colin is gay but toasters are not

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

What is the name of the car? What

I hate Jews The Holocaust

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

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