Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

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What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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bologna

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

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i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

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DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

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Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

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They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

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I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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This sentence is a lie.

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what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

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lybia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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