- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

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