What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There's twenty of them.

What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

Your Mum is soo fat.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

Turkeys are obese

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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