why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

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A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

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The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

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Tim likes girls

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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Karen was an average high-schooler. When she got home she often went online to chat with strangers. One day she started chatting with a nice girl named Jami. They really got along, Karen could tell Jami all of her secrets. One day, Karen decided to met her new friend at a local park without telling her parents. When she arrived she discovered the gruesome truth about Jami. Jami wasn't in high-school. She was a ten-foot tall, vicious, velociraptor.

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Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

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How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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