Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

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Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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I hate Jews The Holocaust

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

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Infamous last words: "Phew these Germans are finally gonna let us take a shower! Okay who farted! And do not lie because it smells like gas in here!" "Oh Crickey! That reptoil looks dangerous! Good thing I am immune to reptoils... Wait are Manta-Roys reptoils? uh oh..." "Hi OJ dear! Say hello to my brothe..." Moral: Hmm my chest hurts I wonder if... YAAAAaaaaaaaaaaRAGHGHGhGHGHG *dead* RESURRECTION! Phew...

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Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

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why did the man die? Because he was robbing a bank and police used lethal weapons By- the duck

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