- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

Whats brown and smells bad poo

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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