I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

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Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

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what's worse then a blowjob?

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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A woman walks into a bar.

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

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How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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A American seeking into mexico

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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