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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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