knock knock who's there? I'm here.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

a black man pays his child support

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

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