- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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