Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

what happened to your carpool? they died.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

roy g biv

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

andrew wagner

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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