- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

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