Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Whats 1+1? window!

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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