- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

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