I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

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SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

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what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

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What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

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I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

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* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

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Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

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slaughter the mussies #EDL

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

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You're a big fat monkey.

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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And you honored it I see :P

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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wsde

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Anti Joke

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