What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Okay.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

bronson watt walks into a bar.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

Immigration Laws

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

women's rights.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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