What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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Yo mama so fat.

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

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Smeg...

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How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

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Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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