- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Adam Chebali is awesome

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

If you'd turn to page 43 you will find the homework. Have a good weekend!

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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