Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

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Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

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I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

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Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

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Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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