Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

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Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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your mom is so fat.

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

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How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

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What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

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Womens rights.

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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Male leadership.

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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How old are you? 7

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25

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why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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