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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

who is really lanky? james cornish

Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

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