- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

antonis sister is mighty fine

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

hey hey apple

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

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