Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

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A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

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A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

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How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

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whats worse than gill? nothing

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

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So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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