- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Abortion.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

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