- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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