Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

What do u call a cripple Biv

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

what is orange? an orange

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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