Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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