- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

Knock knock Whos there? A rapist. Go away I'm calling the police!! (The rapist then proceeds to break open the door, beat the woman repeatedly with a baseball bat, and then rapes her)

If two blondes had a kid it would probably be a blonde because two recessive chromosomes have a higher chance of showing than one dominant gene.

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

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