Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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