- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

A mormon walks into a bar.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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What s the difference between a pigeon ?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

joke under this line wins _________________________

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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