- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

A Serbian Film

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

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