- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

it was all Tagart

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

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