Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

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Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

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what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

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yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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How do you keep a blond in suspense?

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

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What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

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IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!

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Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

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What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants. What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming wearing a pair of sunglasses? Like wearing a pair of sunglasses as a dhitty disguise would confuse me. I took law at UCLA before becoming a professional game hunter and I've been in this business for almost 10 years. I think I know an elephant with or without sunglasses.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

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Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

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This guy gets on a plane and leaves he takes a bite of a green Apple and says to sower then he takes a bite out of a red Apple and says to sweet so he takes a bite of a gernade and says to crunchy so the plane lands and he walks past a little boy crying and says little boy why are you crying because a green Apple came down and hit my dog in the head so he's walking along and sees a nether boy crying and says little boy why are you crying cause a red Apple came down and hit me on the head so he's walking along abd sees a little girl laughing little girl he says why are you laughing cause I farted and the building be hind me bluw up lol ????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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