- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

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