- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black people eat? Food.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

The holocaust

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

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