Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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what do you call your mama at the gas station

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

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3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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