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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

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