- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Connor is homosexuaI

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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