- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

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When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

Clyde: Hey John! :D John: Hey clyde! :D Clyde: :D! John: :D! Clyde: :D, :), :|, :(, D'X John: ? hey man, are you ok? Wtf is going on with you? Clyde: Man, it's not me... :'(... It's you... It's your... Your... John: My what? Clyde: YOUR FACE!!!! D'X

If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

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