What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

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whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

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What do you call a homeless man in Beverly Hills? Charles, Someone who unfortunately had to drop out of school at a young age to work to support his dying mother. Hence, later in life, after his mother died, lacked the education to be enrolled in college forcing him to pimp to make enough money to eat and pay for the rent in his one bedroom appartment in his hometown-Mississippi. But times were tough in Mississippi and not many people could afford a whore. This forces him to go all the way to California where he found more people there were willing to pay for a whore. Business was good and soon enough he had enough money for a decent condo. But Charles still morned the death of his mother. Eventually he couldn't take the daily pressure of being a pimp and thought of his mothers death, so he turned to heroin. Soon all his money was fueling his addiction and before he knew it he was on the street, with no one to help him and no where's to go. Every night he goes to sleep on his cardboard box with the memory of his late mother in the back of his head. Sometimes Charles wonders what he could of been if he didn't drop out of school, but he knows that what he did was the right thing.

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Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

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Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

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Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

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