kennah campion when she talks

Racial equality.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

A muslim paints Mohammed

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

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